All content Kobi Blake-Craig, relatively inspired by the sibling rivalry she frequently witnesses in Brisbane’s Queen Street.
The other day, I was in the city, in the middle of Queen Street Mall and there were two elderly twin sisters fighting.
“No wonder your first husband left your fat ass.”
“Look at yourself. You look like a old worn dog.”
“What are you fucking looking at brief case man?”
“Fuck, these pigeons.”
“The pigeons only like you because you are trash.”
These were just some of the one-liners I was blessed enough to overhear in passing. They are literally my new favourite people in the world (for now anyway).