Editors’ Letter: Issue No. 5

jesusHey earthlings,

Once again, thanks for sticking around!

Now, whenwe say ‘holiday’, just what do you think of? Yezzz, we think about the birth of baby Jesus too. Except if we get historically accurate with our crackers, he wasn’t really born in December. Nah m8, it was around September time ; look it up. This is why we are being excellent and educated gals and jumping into a very special issue over the next two weeks. CHRISTMAS IN SEPTEMBER, THE ONLY WAY WE PAGANS KNOW HOW.

Christmas is a holiday that we think everyone can relate to. Even if you don’t partake in the simultaneous worship of a baby who was born centuries ago, and a pot bellied elderly gent with a striking facial curtain, you will probably have sometime of the year where you meet with people who share more genetic material with you than the average human.

Dear readers, let’s together prematurely ejaculate some festive love into our lives. Let’s erect some Christmas trees and give Jesus a Birthday Bash he will never forget.

Stay golden children, hoe hoe hoe Merry Christmas!

Love Always,

Kobi and Sarah


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