– Shop exclusively at mainstream fashion retailers such as City Beach and Supre
– Go to parties and drink all substances (alcoholic and non-alcoholic substances alike) from red cups
-Have seriously in-depth and complicated problems that can only consoled by ITunes top ten
– Flatten out snapbacks to appear infinitely more intimidating to fellow tweens
– Harbour at least one hipster friend, one gay friend and one friend from an alternative ethnic background. So they can marvel at how quirky and non-racist their friendship circle is.
– Always own the latest model of the iPhone. Even if they are just being placed on the shelves, you will already be playing angry birds on it.
– Have a seriously passionate political agenda. Vote one whichever pollie has the most provocative insty account and s!ickest tweets.
– Never look into the deeper cultural significance of any actions, clothing or words. It sounds cool, it looks cool, so it must be socially acceptable
– Turning photographic self portraits into to a fine art. Joining countless others in publishing their masterpieces online on multiple social networks
– Never resisting the urge to alert the world of any significant moments in their your life. From being in a relationship to taking a shit, nothing is too small or irrelevant to proclaim to your 563 friends on Facebook